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Carole Baskin Killed her Husband, Whacked Him

Tiger King was released on March 20 and has already surpassed 30 million views.
May 16, 2020

As every American knows, Florida is infamous for its' questionable news headlines. Every day, you hear "Florida Man..." this or "Florida Man..." that, but ever since Netflix released "Tiger King: Murder,...

Ramadan in Quarantine: the Worst Type of Hangry

Ramadan is a holy month in Islam spent self-reflecting. This year, it is spent in self-quarantine.
May 5, 2020

After the first week of self-quarantine, it became clear that the only thing to look forward to daily was snack breaks. 48 days in, nothing has changed. However, as if the luck of humanity has not already...

The Star Spangled Banner: A Compilation of the Worst Performances in History

After the recent performance failure of Chaka Khan in the 2020 NBA All-Star game, it would be out of line to not rank it as one of the worst national anthem performances in history.
February 24, 2020

You have a day off and plan to spend it the right way by going to a sporting event. You go online and purchase tickets to the event of your choosing and sit through hours of traffic and lines and once...

How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

There is nothing like the color red paired with a black and white photo to easily identify a Valentine's Day related piece of media.
February 14, 2020

The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and you're alone in your room? Yup, it's that time of year. Valentine's Day is here, but your date isn't. Whether you've been stood up, rejected, dumped, or dunked...

Gables’ Bee Infestation

December 28, 2019

Lately, there has been a lot of buzz at Gables surrounding the newest unintentional addition to our school. A swarm of bees has taken over the Pavilion, monopolizing the lunch area. The insects have generated...

Baby Yoda vs. Baby Groot: Survival of the Cutest

With that adorable little face there is not even a competition against baby Yoda.
December 18, 2019

Disney+ has become an insanely popular streaming service with millions creating subscriptions to watch all of their favorite Disney TV shows and movies. In addition to all of their nostalgic content,  Disney...

Baby Boomers and Their Wounded Egos

November 16, 2019

In the past several weeks, the phrase "ok, boomer" has become prominent on nearly every Generation Z social media platform. Used as a "clap-back" of sorts in arguments, "ok, boomer" is essentially meant...

Pioneering Culinary Creations: Pop-Tarts

Pop-Tarts are revolutionizing breakfast once again.
April 4, 2019

Pop-Tarts have long held an uncontested niche in American snack and breakfast markets as the sole toaster pastry to have stood the test of time. Why Pop-Tarts, specifically, though? Toaster Strudels have...

Some Things Do Not Need Saving

Hello darkness my old friend.
March 18, 2019

6 o'clock in the morning. The ring of my alarm echoes throughout my room, "gently" waking me up so I can get ready for school. As I get out of bed, I walk towards the window, eager to see the beautiful...

Pretty Clear to Me

Appreciate the little things in life, like glass.
February 23, 2019

Nowadays it's easy to get lost in the myriad of new "gadgets" and technologies that are constantly being developed, each one seemingly more impressive than the next. Rather than getting caught up reviewing...

For the Love of Reich

Mr. Reich in his ultimate form,
December 28, 2018

It took all of ten minutes on the first day of school for students to realize that Mr. Reich would become an adored member of the English Department. Maybe it was the fact that he was as new to the...

Pumpkin Spice Makes Everything Nice

Live. Love. Pumpkin spice.
November 12, 2018

America has long been known for its rich cultural history built upon years and years of tradition and values. While several traditions are considered to be unique to the American people, the true heart...

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