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Since the dawn of civilization, hats have provided utility and style.

CavsConnect’s Guide to Unconventional Hats: the Best of the Best

Lenny Roque, Staff Writer May 3, 2021

“It is rude to wear a hat indoors” is a common misconception. Rather, it is rude not to wear a hat indoors. A hat can reduce the amount of time to brush our messy hair. Over the course of humanity,...

School can pose a unique set of challenges that outsiders may not be aware of.

The Life of Students in Pain

Lenny Roque, Staff Writer April 8, 2021

Ranging from physical to emotional strains, pain is a sensation that varies from person to person. Just like every other situation in life, school has its moments where it can cause us extreme emotional...

There are an infinite numbers of ways Valentines Day can go wrong... so here are some things that you can hopefully avoid.

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts

Japheth Oyedepo, Staff Writer February 9, 2021

Valentine’s Day is coming up soon, so you know what that means: gifts. Here at CavsConnect, we are doing things differently this year. Instead of trying to help you know what to get, today’s objective...

The bottled water market has very diverse competitors, but there is one that submerges the rest.

The Conflict Between Water: Which Will Turn the Tide?

Lenny Roque, Staff Writer December 15, 2020

The majority of the human body is made up of water, so being hydrated is essential to survive. Lack of water can negatively affect the body and drinking water that immediately sends people running to the...

Tiger King was released on March 20 and has already surpassed 30 million views.

Carole Baskin Killed her Husband, Whacked Him

Allison Cajina, Staff Writer May 16, 2020

As every American knows, Florida is infamous for its' questionable news headlines. Every day, you hear "Florida Man..." this or "Florida Man..." that, but ever since Netflix released "Tiger King: Murder,...

Ramadan is a holy month in Islam spent self-reflecting. This year, it is spent in self-quarantine.

Ramadan in Quarantine: the Worst Type of Hangry

Jana Faour, Reviews and Copy Editor May 5, 2020

After the first week of self-quarantine, it became clear that the only thing to look forward to daily was snack breaks. 48 days in, nothing has changed. However, as if the luck of humanity has not already...

After the recent performance failure of Chaka Khan in the 2020 NBA All-Star game, it would be out of line to not rank it as one of the worst national anthem performances in history.

The Star Spangled Banner: A Compilation of the Worst Performances in History

Anthony Russo, Staff Writer February 24, 2020

You have a day off and plan to spend it the right way by going to a sporting event. You go online and purchase tickets to the event of your choosing and sit through hours of traffic and lines and once...

There is nothing like the color red paired with a black and white photo to easily identify a Valentine's Day related piece of media.

How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

Alexander Yagoda, Co Editor in Chief February 14, 2020

The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and you're alone in your room? Yup, it's that time of year. Valentine's Day is here, but your date isn't. Whether you've been stood up, rejected, dumped, or dunked...

Gables’ Bee Infestation

Sofia Cruz , Staff Writer December 28, 2019

Lately, there has been a lot of buzz at Gables surrounding the newest unintentional addition to our school. A swarm of bees has taken over the Pavilion, monopolizing the lunch area. The insects have generated...

With that adorable little face there is not even a competition against baby Yoda.

Baby Yoda vs. Baby Groot: Survival of the Cutest

Audrey Simon and Allegra Sharp December 18, 2019

Disney+ has become an insanely popular streaming service with millions creating subscriptions to watch all of their favorite Disney TV shows and movies. In addition to all of their nostalgic content,  Disney...

Baby Boomers and Their Wounded Egos

Audrey Simon and Annabella Rivera November 16, 2019

In the past several weeks, the phrase "ok, boomer" has become prominent on nearly every Generation Z social media platform. Used as a "clap-back" of sorts in arguments, "ok, boomer" is essentially meant...

Pop-Tarts are revolutionizing breakfast once again.

Pioneering Culinary Creations: Pop-Tarts

Natalia Rodriguez and Alexander Yagoda April 4, 2019

Pop-Tarts have long held an uncontested niche in American snack and breakfast markets as the sole toaster pastry to have stood the test of time. Why Pop-Tarts, specifically, though? Toaster Strudels have...

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