Pioneering Culinary Creations: Pop-Tarts

Natalia Rodriguez and Alexander Yagoda

April 4, 2019

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion, Top Stories

Pop-Tarts have long held an uncontested niche in American snack and breakfast markets as the sole toaster pastry to have stood the test of time. Why Pop-Tarts, specifically, though? Toaster Strudels have been considered just as good in some respects, but no one would recognize it in a lineup. This is...

Some Things Do Not Need Saving

Natalia Rodriguez, Reviews Editor

March 18, 2019

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion

6 o'clock in the morning. The ring of my alarm echoes throughout my room, "gently" waking me up so I can get ready for school. As I get out of bed, I walk towards the window, eager to see the beautiful pink and purple hues of a sunrise, an idyllic image that makes starting the day a little more enjoyable....

Pretty Clear to Me

February 23, 2019

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Miscellaneous, Reviews, Top Stories

Nowadays it's easy to get lost in the myriad of new "gadgets" and technologies that are constantly being developed, each one seemingly more impressive than the next. Rather than getting caught up reviewing the latest trends, I chose to take a step back and review something that would not become obsolete...

For the Love of Reich

Patrick Ales and Natalia Rodriguez

December 28, 2018

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion

It took all of ten minutes on the first day of school for students to realize that Mr. Reich would become an adored member of the English Department. Maybe it was the fact that he was as new to the school as the freshman he taught, or maybe it was the plasma ball sitting on his desk. Either way, ...

Pumpkin Spice Makes Everything Nice

Natalia Rodriguez, Reviews Editor

November 12, 2018

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion, Top Stories

America has long been known for its rich cultural history built upon years and years of tradition and values. While several traditions are considered to be unique to the American people, the true heart and soul of America's cultural heritage occurs in the fall: the Thanksgiving holiday, but more importantly,...

How to Walk Right

Alexander Yagoda, Opinion Editor

October 30, 2018

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion

Getting around school can be tough. So tough, in fact, that people walk all over the place, trying to take the shortest route to their destination. Instead of this silly willy-nilly approach to traversing the school, how about something better? Take these words with a grain of salt if you wish, but the...

Breaded Inflation? I Bagel to Differ

Thomas Harley, Copy Editor

September 28, 2018

Filed under Humorous Commentary, Opinion, Top Stories

You all know it. You all love it. The luscious bread that breaches your lips every morning for the small cost of two dollars. The bagels that Student Activities sell every morning are such an excellent food source. They are a burst of energy in the form of a breaded torus that so many students rely...